“There are a few who could do with a good snogging. I’m rusty with my pick up lines, so I might just go up to the lumberjack over there and say ‘hi, wanna make out?’ That will probably work. Oh, or maybe the pretty black cat in the corner. Ooh, or the sexy witch by the fireplace.”
While the lumberjack presents as male and the witch as female, the black cat either or somewhere gloriously in between. This is like a candy store where everything is delicious!
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“There are a few who could do with a good snogging. I’m rusty with my pick up lines, so I might just go up to the lumberjack over there and say ‘hi, wanna make out?’ That will probably work. Oh, or maybe the pretty black cat in the corner. Ooh, or the sexy witch by the fireplace.”
While the lumberjack presents as male and the witch as female, the black cat either or somewhere gloriously in between. This is like a candy store where everything is delicious!