"You're definitely getting there," says Gideon, smirking in a way that probably means she deserves to get punted back into the lake again.

But oh noooooooo, she's not anywhere near it!

She does at least offer Harrow a reprieve by straightening and relaxing with her elbows back on the Bar. "I was talking with Ingress about how she grew up here the other day," she says, manfully refraining from mentioning that the conversation had grown out of Gideon being dramatically sad because she'd upset Harrow. "I can't even imagine. Look at this! I bet the Fifth is into this kind of stuff. I feel like Magnus would have loved this party."