When Gideon utters the words sex tape in front of Moiraine Sedai, Harrow's organs begin to cook gently from the inside out with shame. "Yes, Griddle, a portal."

"Moiraine Sedai was teaching me the weave and providing the thalergenic magic. Moiraine Sedai, I apologize for..." She searches for words to encompass everything that has gone wrong in the last ten seconds. "Everything."